Jamie~17~She~Queer~Tumblr (3.0; @thot-joke)https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://bisexualgambit.tumblr.com/post/174739740811/when-you-lose-another-mutual-to-kpop" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bisexualgambit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you lose another mutual to kpop</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="440" data-orig-width="578"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/05c797a0a5b2bb907d8f10c359a71088/tumblr_inline_pa330ieMei1qdz6xd_540.png" data-orig-height="440" data-orig-width="578"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="428" data-orig-width="590"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f7db6a272f4f7cdde9093424f37c37c0/tumblr_inline_pa3300uASZ1qdz6xd_540.png" data-orig-height="428" data-orig-width="590"/></figure></blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283651190https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283651190Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:35:58 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/306d773ded5fc7981b76bc1bf944d27b/tumblr_p8pc6hzHTu1qasjkvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283635530https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283635530Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:35:26 -0400<p><a href="http://starfleetrambo.tumblr.com/post/173526989508/mikey-hunter-pdsophie-doesnt-show" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">starfleetrambo</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mikey-hunter.tumblr.com/post/150328578212/pdsophie-doesnt-show-affection-oh-no-im" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mikey-hunter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pdsophie.tumblr.com/post/145190914173" target="_blank">pdsophie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!</p> <p>*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!</p> </blockquote> <p>*exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>*in my deathbed* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!</p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283625240https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283625240Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:35:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dalishpariah.tumblr.com/post/149299253593" target="_blank">dalishpariah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker &amp; i were like sir. for the love of fuck</p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283574915https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283574915Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:33:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/56efa77f7b5269ee8531b01f8999b1f8/tumblr_p5hvd2yQrb1vjcb7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283556550https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283556550Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:32:38 -0400<p><a href="http://stupid-wiener.tumblr.com/post/174426857030/when-mom-knocks-on-the-door-a-second-time-to-ask" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">stupid-wiener</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>me, out of a dead sleep: yeAH</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="263" data-orig-width="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/294c3f61a437fb59231cd72608261574/tumblr_inline_p9kve5DmXz1rt2pty_540.jpg" data-orig-height="263" data-orig-width="350"/></figure></blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283551115https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283551115Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:32:27 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5f2jydFfY1qac3mdo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5f2jydFfY1qac3mdo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thequantumqueer.tumblr.com/post/160035483317/this-is-the-first-piece-of-mcelroy-content-i-ever" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thequantumqueer</a>:</p><blockquote><p>this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it</p></blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283537140https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175283537140Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:31:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lllness.tumblr.com/post/174206720316/cat-meows-in-a-distance-my-moms-voice-from-the" target="_blank">lllness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>cat:</b> *meows in a distance*</p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>my mom’s voice from the kitchen:</b> you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it</p> <p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>cat:</b> *meows louder*</p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175282094385https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175282094385Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:41:27 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/098a6d7460da49fffee463716f116a59/tumblr_oodevonBiL1qdc41so1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/063f7266bef557cdce9c63cb8e02536c/tumblr_oodevonBiL1qdc41so2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://mygayisshowing.tumblr.com/post/175276995566/did-not-work" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mygayisshowing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Did not work</p></blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175282047990https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175282047990Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:39:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internet-slavery.tumblr.com/post/127381985234" target="_blank">internet-slavery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shedisenchants.tumblr.com/post/50071135166" target="_blank">shedisenchants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shedisenchants.tumblr.com/post/50049674209" target="_blank">shedisenchants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night</p> </blockquote> <p>you guys think I’m joking??</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="667" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/34e83ac6a360c0b72c8ea332667a9d16/tumblr_inline_mmkh09Obcm1qz4rgp.jpg"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ec35fc9c3073800381a904cdae6e045a/tumblr_inline_p6m7inAhGM1rwy03y_540.jpg" data-orig-height="667" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/34e83ac6a360c0b72c8ea332667a9d16/tumblr_inline_mmkh09Obcm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>he looks like colonel sanders</p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175282031135https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175282031135Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:39:14 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f378f2294f926d4d15391dacb56f6cc/tumblr_paoui7xqif1vzmqvto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ea3d4a1b4823536bdec8867a31fbd72d/tumblr_paoui7xqif1vzmqvto2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1ae989a13be9804b66b3a2dfcf75f27a/tumblr_paoui7xqif1vzmqvto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://libragirlfriend.tumblr.com/post/175115991857/cancer-season-moodboard" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">libragirlfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>cancer season moodboard</p></blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175280778800https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175280778800Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:54:46 -0400<p><a href="https://cosmic-sushi.tumblr.com/post/169173951510/forbidden-pocky" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cosmic-sushi</a>:</p><blockquote> <h1>forbidden pocky</h1> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="363" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/28dc5053c57ff0cf9cc545de32383d2c/tumblr_inline_p1v2kxVdw51ui22ra_500.jpg" data-orig-height="363" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175280775890https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175280775890Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:54:39 -0400<p><a href="http://uristmcdorf.tumblr.com/post/175135134977/so-the-cah-pride-pack-has-options-for-buying-it" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">uristmcdorf</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://seshrat.tumblr.com/post/175055764352" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">seshrat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://seshrat.tumblr.com/post/175055711147" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">seshrat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter&quot; and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="358" data-orig-width="720"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b42a91dcc740b0aa68a6e929ae6a808/tumblr_inline_pale0hpUq01rt665v_500.jpg" data-orig-height="358" data-orig-width="720"/></figure><p>this is absolutely what they’ve done</p> </blockquote> <p style="">I did it to myself so you don’t have to<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1121" data-orig-width="897"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b95ea2929e4a55518adc949ee06c4a6/tumblr_inline_papwk1oDCb1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1121" data-orig-width="897"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1361" data-orig-width="894"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/080738224a6fd379dda412606f5fd916/tumblr_inline_papwjxJcgP1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1361" data-orig-width="894"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0b60a74358dfeb4ccf6735b3fda899a0/tumblr_inline_papwjzw4To1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a9cf17a6baf98cb9ed43147064f3cf18/tumblr_inline_papwjvaWML1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"/></figure><p>send help<br/></p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277430530https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277430530Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:41:40 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ba675ca83b29e2eced648862a5b7f0e9/tumblr_ot466exssr1vb46leo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b1afbed61656a384804829110e03f1d/tumblr_ot466exssr1vb46leo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/543a64b1b79f22ce7e27bf3b656d58a6/tumblr_ot466exssr1vb46leo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/410d6aba96aa43e4c62fd0c52fc896d2/tumblr_ot466exssr1vb46leo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3393a742c3b66dd1a1e7e9026ecc5175/tumblr_ot466exssr1vb46leo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://russdom.tumblr.com/post/163034482029/forestwildflower-thenatsdorf-keanu-thieves" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">russdom</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://forestwildflower.tumblr.com/post/163030873940/thenatsdorf-keanu-thieves-via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">forestwildflower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://natsdorf.com/post/163003596388/keanu-thieves-via-mushroombirdornaments" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thenatsdorf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Keanu Thieves (via <a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/YgQvc" class="hoverZoomLink" target="_blank">mushroombirdornaments</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>The people running after him makes it funnier</p> </blockquote> <p>HE LOOKS SO HAPPY</p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277416880https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277416880Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:41:05 -0400<p><a href="http://faerieglade.tumblr.com/post/81130278173/faerieglade-theyre-homophobic-but-theyre-good" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">faerieglade</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faerieglade.tumblr.com/post/80828051772/theyre-homophobic-but-theyre-good-people" target="_blank">faerieglade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the</p> </blockquote> <p>this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging</p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277412175https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277412175Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:40:53 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/03f26730b40dcc73f56ab572c09cf74d/tumblr_p0i8ejvXFe1qioqevo5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c8924eae6f259a72237fb4109e929753/tumblr_p0i8ejvXFe1qioqevo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d70c7b348cff53ae847a53354201bc5c/tumblr_p0i8ejvXFe1qioqevo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca53fbb9c1dfe49d77b4026ef12ff92d/tumblr_p0i8ejvXFe1qioqevo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/37698fc45e4706092f351abb2030b2b1/tumblr_p0i8ejvXFe1qioqevo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b50c18a1262455e8b28a0ca8843f7b9d/tumblr_p0i8ejvXFe1qioqevo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://chasekip.tumblr.com/post/168238353152/if-you-ever-wondered-how-trainers-start-their" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chasekip</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>if you ever wondered how trainers start their journey when they don’t live nextdoor to a professor….this is it<br/></p></blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277408555https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277408555Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:40:43 -0400<p><a href="http://officialwhitegirls.com/post/122288628259/you-know-when-youre-watching-a-tv-show-and-you" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">officialwhitegirls</a>:</p><blockquote><p>you know when youre watching a tv show and you feel like youre coming to a part that youve seen gifs of on tumblr and it gives you a rush of excitement like oh boy this is what we trained for</p></blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277364630https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277364630Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:39:00 -0400<p><a href="https://flower-fille.tumblr.com/post/173432609575/ruffgirlfromjakku-flower-fille-lesbianace" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">flower-fille</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://ruffgirlfromjakku.tumblr.com/post/173413192732/flower-fille-lesbianace-girl-solidarity-is-when" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ruffgirlfromjakku</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://flower-fille.tumblr.com/post/173111016040/lesbianace-girl-solidarity-is-when-somebodys" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">flower-fille</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Lesbian/ace girl solidarity is when somebody’s like “how do you know he’s good-looking if you aren’t attracted to men???” And you look into the non-existent camera like you’re on the office </p></blockquote> <p>Lesbian/ace girl solidarity is also when your straight friend shows you an ugly rude piece of cheese boy, tells you ‘isnt he so hot??’, and you have three seconds to make your choice</p> </blockquote> <p>I have to be honest here…you are 100% right, sorry straight girls</p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277357470https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277357470Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:38:42 -0400<p><a href="http://archeozoic.tumblr.com/post/175272627872/everyone-loves-dinosaurs-and-pirates-so-please" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">archeozoic</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://glumshoe.tumblr.com/post/175271431159/everyone-loves-dinosaurs-and-pirates-so-please" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">glumshoe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Everyone loves dinosaurs and pirates so please make new movies about dinosaurs and pirates. New franchises. New stories. If it has “Park” in the title or Johnny Depp is there just stop.</p></blockquote> <p>petition to make new pirates of the caribbean franchise without johnny depp</p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277340640https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277340640Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:37:59 -0400<p><a href="https://girlsfrommars.tumblr.com/post/173027522861/thatisrad-you-dont-have-to-fake-orgasm-to-help" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">girlsfrommars</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thatisrad.tumblr.com/post/110771127336" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thatisrad</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. </p></blockquote> <p>Im sorry he wrote a fucking what</p> </blockquote>https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277317840https://thot-joke.tumblr.com/post/175277317840Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:37:01 -0400